Claude: So are we flirting right now?
Edelgard: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU.
Claude: That doesn’t answer my question.
Seteth: You do seven things a day that I’ve asked you not to do.
Claude: Actually, I do more. You only catch seven.
Ferdinand: Ma'am, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment?
The cat he’s holding: Mrrrrrow.
Ferdinand: Riveting.
Dorothea: …Am I interrupting something?
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redraw of this post by @fe3h-incorrectquotes (i added the second doodle for extra chuckles–)
(i just HAD to make a follow-up)
(via fe3h-incorrectquotes)
Rhea: Something brought you here. Call it what you will: fate, destiny…
Byleth: My dad.
Felix: Oh, no, you don’t want to befriend me. I’m a handful.
Annette, excitedly: I have two hands!
Byleth: I’m sorry, Daddy. I’ve been naughty.
Seteth: For the last time, it’s “Forgive me father, for I have sinned”!
Shez: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Byleth’ support group, where we gather to say a collective “Fuck you” to that stupid demon.
Shez: But first, a few words from our newest member.
Edelgard: …I may have misunderstood.
Edelgard: And that concludes today’s war council. Professor, you’re up.
Byleth: Now, let’s see how many of you were paying attention.
(Kahoot music starts)
Byleth: If you had to choose between Dimitri and all the money in my wallet, what would you choose?
Felix: That depends: how much money is in your wallet?
Dimitri: Felix?
Byleth: 63 cents.
Felix: I’ll take the money.
Dimitri: FELIX?!
Shez: You’re charged with… breaking into a pet store?
Jeritza: I thought the cats might be lonely.
Hubert: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Monica, looking at Hubert: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Hubert and Monica sighing in unison: Edelgard.